Posts Tagged ‘Habs’

This is getting almost comical. One would think that after booing the US national anthem and the whole incredulous brouha over the Chara/Pacioretty incident things couldn’t get any more ridiculous in the land of the Rouge Bleu et Blanc. But hold on there Cowboy!! You ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Have you heard the latest? The Canadiens fired franco-coach Alain Vigneault and hired former NHLer Randy Cunneyworth. What’s the problem you say? That’s what a lot of NHL fans are asking. In fact almost every fan of every NHL team is asking that. Except, of course, Habs fans. The problem appears to be simply that Cunneyworth doesn’t speak French. Montreal is in an uproar. The Culture Minister has spoken out about the situation. Protests are planned at various Canadiens games. All because the interim coach doesn’t speak French. Seriously!! This could be the guy that could turn the season around for the Hapless Habs and finally get them to The Cup. Maybe not, but still. They don’t like him because HE DOESN’T SPEAK FRENCH!!

Cunneyworth himself has stepped up and declared that he is quite willing to learn the language. Nope, not good enough. Not a native Quebecer, no coach for you!! If something like this happened here in the states the shouts of racism would reverberate throughout the land.

Personally, I think Quebecers, and Habs fans in particular, are a bunch of whiny, candyassed pussies that need to grow the hell up. This is hockey Goddammit!! You wanna fucking cry because the coach doesn’t speak french? You don’t deserve hockey in Montreal. Crybabies. Candyassed crybabies. That’s all you are. Any respect that I might have still held for Habs fans has just been dashed. I am officially 100% anti-Montreal from this point on. I am going to rip you to shreds. GAME ON!!!